levhaibas:

some au ideas that have been floating around my brain:

• you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
• i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
• my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
• you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
• your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
• we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
• i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
• you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
• i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
• i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
• the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
• you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
• i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
• you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
• you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
• we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
• someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
• my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
• we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
• my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
• you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
• you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
• we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
• you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
• you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
• our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
• you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
• we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
• awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
• you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
• we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
• foreign exchange student au
• i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
• you’ve-got-mail au
• my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
• i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
• there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
• our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
• the-princess-diaries au
• we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au